Move It Football Head!

DATE: 2002-06-05 11:42:06

Is it just me, or do cartoons seem to be growing up with alongside Gen-Xers? When I was a kid, cartoons always played to a younger sense of humor, but when I watch newer cartoons, such as Hey Arnold, it amazes me how many 'grown-up' hint-hint, nudge-nudge jokes they are able to get away with. Anyway, let me break from this little monologue to tell you about Hey Arnold for the GBA. Based on the movie (which is based off the show), players will have to help Arnold rally his friends in order to stop a group of seedy businessmen from tearing down his neighborhood in order to build a giant Super Beeper Emporium. During the game's five levels, players will control Arnold, as well as his Grandparents and best friend, Gerald, as they travel from the streets to the heart of the corporate takeover - the Future Tech Industries building.

Starscream aka Ricky Tucker
"...no, I haven't picked anything up on the video surveillance tapes. I've been over every one at least twice - some three times. There's some sort of unidentifiable blurring in a couple of the tapes, but no sign of a 'elite team' to be found. I think all that cr*p about a 'Game Vortex' and some 'Team PS2' is some punk kids on our radio frequency. If you ask me, we oughtta..."
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