Guitammer Claims they can Kick Your Butt...

DATE: 2002-06-02 00:30:46

The Guitammer Company, Inc. is looking to kick gamers' butts... literally. At E3 2002, The Guitammer Company launched 'The Buttkicker® 3 - aka the "Personal Seat Shaker".

In order to really get 'into the game', many gamers upgrade their audio systems with really heavy bass systems. The downside to this approach is that when it gets loud enough to feel the bass, it's loud enough to bother others. Enter the ButtKicker.

The ButtKicker is a unique device that will basically add a 'vibration feature' to anything you can bolt to, from your floor to your couch to your favorite office chair. With this approach, you can feel the bass of your game (or other entertainment, for that matter), while not having the volume turned up loud. Used in conjunction with your normal bass speakers at a moderate level, you can feel what you hear without the irritating volume levels.

The new ButtKicker® 3, the "Personal Seat Shaker", weighs in at half the size of the ButtKicker 2 - only 2.75" tall and 2.75" wide - perfect for fitting onto seats and chairs of all sizes.

The "Personal Seat Shaker" should be available by the 4th quarter of 2002, at a MSRP of $99.00, and will need a seperate 100-150 watt amplifier that is required for use.

Geck0 aka Robert Perkins
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