Recently, the National Pork Board issued a "cease and desist" warning to ThinkGeek, a Geeknet company and the premier retailer for the global geek community, regarding its exclusive product launch of "Radiant Farms Canned Unicorn Meat".
In my opinion, ThinkGeek was obviously moving into a good position on cornering the market with the introduction of Unicorn meat to the global geek community in what, undoubtedly, would have been a springboard to the rest of the world.
While no one is questioning the positive aspects of pork, the Unicorn meat canned by the Sisters at Radiant Farms was an entirely green resource, as it was made from Unicorns who had finished out their final years and died of natural causes, after being massaged daily with Guinness and fattened on a diet comprised entirely of candy corn. Even the horn is ground down and added to the meat, adding a candied almond flavor to the already rich flavored meat, filled with sparkles, giggles and rainbows*.
